Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Plan vs. Actual

Last nights plan: Finish Homework
Estimated Time of Completion: 9pm 4hours of duration.


Actual Results
1.) Got really drunk.
2.) Shrunk two sweaters while trying to do laundry really drunk.
3.) Broke glass in the sink trying to hide evidence of my getting really drunk.
4.) Passed out at 9.
5.) Homework never even made it out of my bag.

13 comments:

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Well Done.

JP said...

I am jealous!

Boriquaz said...

Priceless

Ma said...

i think it may be about time you seek professional help my friend - these entertaining blogs sure are fun and all but this is your life we're talking about.... I hope you didn't cut yourself on the broken glass at least

Thomas said...

Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass...

the108 said...

Hmmm....

*Ren* said...

BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Tara said...

LOL...I need to start doing my homework with you :D

By the way, thanks for the compliment you left on my site. That was very kind of you :)

Kristi said...

Fuck school.

SARAH said...

um, been there?

Michelle's Spell said...

Hey Brian,

Sure you're not living in Detroit? :)

Rocketstar said...

So I guess the January on the wagon didn't make it ;o)

15 days in and counting

terri said...

Sounds kind of like my plan to pay the bills and balance the checkbook last night, except I don't even get to use the excuse of being drunk.