Food Therapist. When you are board and broke you have to look for new ways to entertain yourself. I took an add out in Craig's list this weekend for a food therapist. Kind of like a hot line that you call when you are thinking about having a smoke except food.
Somewhere between call one and 100 I realized this is a fucking goldmine....anyone want to start a business?
All we need is a 1-900 number
(Just an aside I called the help quit smoking hotline about 30 times this weekend just to have someone to talk too, they now are blocking my number....I wish I would have recorded these sessions they were fucking hilarious.)
5 comments:
seriously. record that shit next time. you are not kidding about comedy gold mine.
Count me in!
Jesus.. call me for cryin' out loud. I need the entertainment!
LOL - Only you ;)
I could only imagine what you came up with during one of those conversations with the quit smoking hotline.
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