Saturday, February 23, 2008

Any Pharmacists Read This?

Or Doctors with flexible ethical standards?

I can use some help on a few things...

1.) I am looking for a few prescriptions.

2.) I am looking for a good answer to how prescription drugs get their names. What the naming conventions are etc. I have googled it but come up with some conflicting information.

If you can help let me know...

6 comments:

Rocketstar said...

Whatever the focus groups think will sell the most drugs.

Anonymous said...

One of my sexy lady friends works with drugs... I'll see if I can send her on over here...

amanda said...

1) Get yourself a really old doctor, one who is no longer worried about putting his kids through college. They're a little more liberal with the drugs. Also, be blunt. The worst that could happen is the doctor could say "no".
Another option is "doctor shopping". Goggle it.
2)I couln't beging to imagine the sick, twisted things that run trough a drug ad exec's mind. I do know that the FDA does review all medication names to ensure they are unique enough to prevent medication errors. They don't do a very good job. For example, the mix up between Coumadin and Cardura. The tablets come in the same strengths. Coumadin thins the blood to allow it pass trough narrowed vessels more easily. Cardura treats hypertension and BPH. Give Coumadin when the doctor has prescribed Cardura in his sloppy handwritting and the patient will hemorrhage internally and die. This error happens about once a month.
3) I love drugs. I could talk about drugs all day long.

Brianinmpls said...

You guys have to hit me up on the side..:)

Anonymous said...

I can think I can also speak for Amanda when I say that we would love to get together and do drugs and have sex with you. I know you didn't throw the offer of sex out there but I thought I'd go for it anyway.

I don't remember if I've had sex with Amanda or not. I do know that I taught her how to give a blowjob.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I also know that I have done a ton of drugs with her. In fact, I think for the first couple of years we knew each other, we were fried on something.