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Friday, February 22, 2008
Back Up Plan - Prison Tattoo Artist
Just in case my life doesn't work out the way I planned I have been working on a plan b.
Step one learn how to assemble a tattoo gun with items that can be smuggled into prison in my rectum....check.
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You're also going to need a bucket of astroglide to get all that shit up there.
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You're also going to need a bucket of astroglide to get all that shit up there.
...and maybe an obliging 'friend'.
Maybe you guys want to be my "friends"?
I'll always be you "friend".
Maybe you should also learn how to give blow jobs.
::snaps rubber gloves::
c'mere.
If you go to prison I can officially call you my bitch. :)
You have to keep your options open.....
See you in april hombre
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You don't need a tattoo gun in prison. Just a needle, thread, plastic chess pieces, some matches and water.
Um...maybe I've said too much.
I used to know someone who knew someone...or something.
Good back up plan though.
remind me not to let you tattoo me
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