I was recently watching a football recap special breaking down all of the stats for the year. (Must have been a really slow night)
One of the stats was YAC said just like the animal or the variation on puking. It stands for Yards After Catch. This is the amount of extra yards a reciever gets after they get the ball. FYI - The packers held the record last year.
For some reason this lead me to start to wonder my stats are?
The first one I came up with was MAA or Minutes After Alarm. This is the amount of time I hit snooze and stay in bed before actually waking up. Now I have never actually played against anyone else, and maybe some areana will open itself up and we can port in cots and have a sleep off, but until that day I will name myself the MVP of MAA with an average time of 1.25 hours per day and a career high of approx 12 hours.
There are those amoung us who would like you to believe that the longer you stay in bed the worse you are and that a high MAA is a bad thing...but those people are generally not as fun to party with so I would recommed ignoring them.
What is a stat you would like to create?
Whats your MAA?
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MAA's don't exist in my world - I have a son who wakes me up every day WELL before an alarm ever could :)
SSM: seconds to sphincter management.
Sometimes me or one of my cohorts will take a few seconds to push urine out. We wonder, why is this?
SSM: seconds to sphincter management.
Sometimes me or one of my cohorts will take a few seconds to push urine out. We wonder, why is this?
Last week I held the record for my Obama campaign for most calls placed. I am currently trying to beat my record in Ohio.
I hate having a clock next to the bed. If I wake up in the middle of the night I'll look at it and sit there awake trying to figure out how much time I have left to sleep... and then I can't get back to sleep. So I won't have a clock on my side of the bed. Therefore... I never hit snooze. I let someone else do the dirty work.
Making Obama Calls Killjoys Eager Republican Youth ... MOCKERY
Ok, enough of that.
My MAA career best was this very morning, when I peeled back the drape to see three fresh inches of snow on top of the three from yesterday, and proceeded to SNOOZE until the thing just quit going off. From 5:30 to 7:45, in 9 minute increments. Terrific.
Another favorite stat is TPAD, or Time Past Al Dente. My fettucini is NEVER Al Dente when the box promises it will be. My current record TPAD is about 8 minutes, which feels like an eternity when you're having a Lost premier dinner party and everyone is complaining that they're huuuuuuuunnnnggggrrryyyy.
;)
How about something we could really compete in, DWSS. Stands for Days Without Spilling Seed.
My all time record is 7 days.
IDEA: gas cap locks. These will be needed in about 5-10 years as gas prices break through $4 a gallon, let's do it.
I have had a fabulous day! Not only was my MAA 1.27 hours, I managed to cut off my left index finger's nail with a chef's knife. I think I need a trophy...and an transfusion.
PS. Miss you.
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