Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Log Splitter AKA The Kate Moss Effect

Log Splitter: Noun: Used to describe a woman who is so thin her pubic bone threatens to turn your dick into a canoe.

“She was a log splitter.”

Other endearing terms include, “Buck Tooth Beaver”, “Cave Cunt”

So go ahead and have seconds…please.


Amy said...


That (apart from being hilariously crude) sounds ridiculously painful. I winced just reading it.

Rocketstar said...

I just don't get the anorexic look, hideous. Eat a sandwich and keep it down.

scargosun said...

Ick! I'm a woman and I am crossing my legs.

Coconut said...

Yikes! I have never heard of this, thanks for teaching me something new!

Cheri said...

Oh how I love the internet.

Brutus said...

I don't understand. Damn it.