Thursday, November 13, 2008

Shitty Weather

I was walking through the rain yesterday watching the water drops cling to my jacket and thought to myself what if there really was a shit storm? What if it hailed turds? Greasy streams of loose stools streaming down from butt shaped clouds. Shit blowing in on you sideways. What if those weren’t water droplets? What if my coat was turning brown with speckles from shit stains?

I bet the sales of umbrellas would go up.

I also wonder how our clothing would change and if we would all have showers on our porches to get the stank off or if we would just get used to it.

8 comments:

SS+1 said...

shit storm + wool coat = shitty sheep.

bunny said...

Could you ever get used to it?

I don't think I ever could....

BORGHY said...

HAHAHAHA I love you Brian!

Ma said...

good lordy - life is full of too many other worries, I am sooooo glad this is not one of them.... I would never be able to bike commute again, it's already bad enough with my sweatiness

Thomas said...

If it were shittin cat turds, my Pomeranian would be wolfing 'em down like there was no tomorrow.

Phats said...

haha that's nasty I am glad it doesn't really shit storm. It rained here in Indiana the other day from 8am to 10pm Thought I might need a boat to get home from work

just a girl... said...

uhhhhhhh- weirdo

Reggie said...

It is posts like this that I use as a sanity-barometer for myself. It is good to know that there are other people out there that think as randomly as I.

How fun the world would be if there was more people out there like you.