Brad Pitt, Herpes and the Greatest Cover-up Ever

Have you ever noticed that gossip magazines will tell you everything
From who is not wearing underwear, to who is cheating on who, to who is using
What flavored crack.

But you never hear what celebrities have which std's.

All that money and access to drugs, parties, and horny fans and you tell me none of them
Ever magically get the clap?

Would Brad Pitt or any star be the Sexiest Man alive if it was known that he had raging herpes? (Not that they shouldn't mind you)

I wounder if the magazines know this and don't report it for fear of lost revenue?

Or maybe there are magic drugs that cure the elite of STD's that is not available for the under echelons of
society.

At any rate this clean bill of health seems to me a little too clean...