Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Wash Me

On of my favorite things to do is to write messages in the dirt on the back of peoples cars.

"Poop on me I like it."
"I have this car b\c I have a little penis."
"I have crabs."
"I eat celery"
"I have a midget in the trunk"

Depending how drunk I get the messages tend to make less and less sense.

The trick is you have to be fast people get really pissed if you mess with their cars.

I am also open to taking requests so if there is something you would like to see written in pure Minnesota grime on the back of a car let me know and I will make it happen.

10 comments:

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I want to hang out with you when you're drunk.

Rocketstar said...

What did you write on my car that one time?

Thomas said...

Damn, those are good ones, Brian. Drawing a Nazi swastika on the back of someone's ride would definitely draw attention.

Travis Erwin said...

Funny stuff. You sound like a fun drunk.

scargosun said...

"My electric car is powered by rainbows."

lauren said...

"Your Mom"

oestrebunny said...

The best message I saw written on the back of a particularly manky van was 'Smile it costs nothing :)'

houstonmacbro said...

I can't bring myself to do this because my car is so terribly dirty itself. Who am I to throw bricks?

Mags said...

The midget one got me! You're so funny.

h*dizzle said...

wow..haha actually thats kinda funny!