On of my favorite things to do is to write messages in the dirt on the back of peoples cars.
"Poop on me I like it."
"I have this car b\c I have a little penis."
"I have crabs."
"I eat celery"
"I have a midget in the trunk"
Depending how drunk I get the messages tend to make less and less sense.
The trick is you have to be fast people get really pissed if you mess with their cars.
I am also open to taking requests so if there is something you would like to see written in pure Minnesota grime on the back of a car let me know and I will make it happen.
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I want to hang out with you when you're drunk.
What did you write on my car that one time?
Damn, those are good ones, Brian. Drawing a Nazi swastika on the back of someone's ride would definitely draw attention.
Funny stuff. You sound like a fun drunk.
"My electric car is powered by rainbows."
"Your Mom"
The best message I saw written on the back of a particularly manky van was 'Smile it costs nothing :)'
I can't bring myself to do this because my car is so terribly dirty itself. Who am I to throw bricks?
The midget one got me! You're so funny.
wow..haha actually thats kinda funny!
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