Thursday, January 05, 2006

Holy F!#$in Shit I Have Super Powers!!

Sometimes I sit around and ponder what kind of super powers I would enjoy the most. (this usually happens after a bottle of wine)

Often my internal debate is centered around my big four
1.) Invisibility bundled with selective transparency so I could walk through walls etc.
2.) Invincibility never die. Wolverine was an idol of mine granted he wasn't invincible.
3.) Magic Touch so I could make any women orgasm or fall in love with me. (PS I am getting close on this)
4.) Shape-shift like the Terminator.

This list has been pretty static for my whole life (although the four often change in order) until lately. I have met so many incredible people filled with wit, passion, openness, intellect and intrigue I have often found myself staring at them and longing for a straw I could insert into their head to suck their brain out and mix it into my own further expanding my own genius.

Then it hit me.......THAT'S WHAT LEARNING IS! A Big Freaking Straw inserted into the brains of those you select and you don't even have to kill them to do it!!

This struck me as rather profound and I thought I would share it.
I would also like to thank all of the people in my life who make it interesting. I am glad I am surrounded by so many suckable people. I love you.

(Does anyone else have a list of super powers or am I the only geek?)


dawnmarie said...

The most popular answers to the question "What superhero power would you like to have?" Are flying and invisibility.

I learned that in college. See, it was worth something anyway.

Brian in Mpls said...

I don't know about flying? Who would serve me drinks?

I am glad you went to college too you are def. part of the suckalishous crew (I think I just made that word up?)

dawnmarie said...

i think you made it up. I think it would be spelled suckalicious.

I'm unsure about being suckalicious, but I'll take it.

Brian in Mpls said...

Hey, btw that Damien Rice remark hurt

Rocketstar said...

The Super Power that I would like to have is the power of absolute persuasion.

Just start thinking about the possibilities.

Mmmmmmwwwwaaahhhahahaha !!!!

dawnmarie said...

sorry bri, you know how I feel about damien rice.

the guys name is damien. first clue.

Brian in Mpls said...

When ever I hear the word persuasion I get tired isn't that weird? What a lazy SOB I

dawnmarie said...

dork. the hurricane banner screws up your sidebar.

i have to scroll waaaaaaaaaay down now to get to rocketstars blog. hoser.

Brian in Mpls said...

Google doesn't like to share space:( now i don' know how to turn this freaking thing off.... Do you know anyone who does this adsense stuff?