Time Circa 1:30AM
Place: Bar
Situation: Bar Manager in my face and I am holding a lit cigerrette. (Gasp)INSIDE A PUBLIC BUILDING!!
Law lesson #1 - Leverage is everything
Manager: You have to put that out or get the hell out of here.
Brian in Mpls: Why?
Manager: There is no smoking in here
Brian in Mpls: Well I am not smoking, smoking being the act of inhaling and exhaling as you can see I am merely holding this.
Manager: Well why are you holding it?
Brian in Mpls: In case I decide I want to smoke it.
Manager: If you want to smoke it you can't order anymore drinks.
Brian in Mpls: I am putting it out.
8 comments:
Always fighting the man ;o)
LMAO...that was great!
quit smoking already damn it!
You could always take up dipping and spitting in a clear jar for the bartender to see.
Too bad....drinks and smokes go so well together, too.
that's when you say "fine!" and then have your FRIEND order the drinks...dude never said you couldn't DRINK, he just said you couldn't order ;)
This is a losing case you'd never take on as a lawyer.
Don't fight with the bartender. They hold the liquor. That is like rule #1.
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