Wednesday, April 11, 2007

And the Winner Is.....

I would like to thank god for making all my enemies lose so I can stand up here as a winner tonight and give this speech.

I went into cub a few weeks back and bought one of those Jesus candles that are by the tortillas lit it and starred at it for four hours hoping to discover the secrets of the universe...when I fell asleep looking at it I had very sexual dreams and woke up with a large erection. Then it dawned on me, the secret of the universe, is in my pants. Thanks Jesus candle from cub.

4 comments:

Mags said...

Pchst. I could have told you that.

the108 said...

I am postrating your prostate, bowing down to the god in your pants....

"We're not wooooorthy....."

People will come from afar to ask your penis the meaning of life. I hope you are prepared :-)

Brian in Mpls said...

Roots (2.0) "I pushed my seed into her bush for life".

Rocketstar said...

LOL!!

Sewing the seed is your purpose in the universe.

Maybe you are still in the closet and you just want Jesus to give it to you up the pie whole! ;o)