Thursday, April 05, 2007

Stuck in the Middle

It has been forever since I have looked at globe and I wish I would have stayed away. Last night i took a peak and realized Minneapolis resides on the 45th Parallel. Which means that it is the same distance from my house to the equator as it is to the north pole. Front door south or back door north? I suddenly became immobilized by indecision and sat unable to sleep in the middle of my house until it was light out and time to go to work. I had to crawl out the side window facing west since I seemed to remember go west young man as some positive inspiration that I picked up somewhere.

4 comments:

the Book of Keira said...

We're more alike than I previously thought. This is exactly the kind of shit that I do on a daily basis..... over pondering and analyzing things until nothing in the world makes sense anymore and I don't know what to do...lol.

If I went west, I'd drown. What with the Pacific right there and all.

Rocketstar said...

You picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Mags said...

See...my theory is, when in doubt, "Go Left".

But...I'm left handed, and so it's a natural choice.

Thomas said...

I think it's time to put the KY back on your bureau.