Monday, April 02, 2007

What to Eat First

What part of the Chocolate Jesus do you eat first?

This is much more interesting since it is anatomically correct...

15 comments:

Mags said...

Um...I know I'm going to hell, but the only thing that came to mind was "Melts in your mouth not in your hands..."

Damn. And right before Easter too...I've got to go to confession now, thanks.

;)

the108 said...

I'd def start with the penis, but not because I'm a slutty pervert. I would do it as a service to Jesus because I think it's a shame that he didn't get to be serviced during his life.

And, also.... because I'm a slutty pervert.

Thomas said...

Ah yes, a charasmatic chocolate man ready to save the world from Satan...ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama!!!

the108 said...

Ah, yes.... Barack Obama. I'd service him, too, Monica Lewinski style.

Brian in Mpls said...

If I would have been drinking beer it would have just shot threw my nose...lol

Say Rah! said...

ew! there will be no eating of the jesus!!

The109 said...

Despie the homo-erotic nature of what I am about to say, the first thing I would have to eat (and only because of it's newfound symbolism) is the chocolate starfish.

So sayeth Jesus at the last supper:

"Drink from this goblet for it is my blood. Now, eat upon this, my soft, nougat center,crunchy peanuts and milk chocolaty coating for it represents my body."

Jesus... Keeps you satisifed.

Brian in Mpls said...

I love you guys:)

I was going to go for the mullet how many people can say that they have eaten a chocolate mullet?

Mags said...

You haven't eaten a chocolate mullet?

Man, you haven't LIVED!

Brian in Mpls said...

We don't have any creative chefs here to meet our demand :(

Mags said...

Oh...that's too bad, really.

Well, the next time I'm involved in a competition, I'll suggest we make a chocolate mullet and if I win, I'll send it to you, k?

;)

Brian in Mpls said...

Deal:)

Rocketstar said...

JESUS!

Angel said...

The toes. Am I weird?

Brian in Mpls said...

No thats pretty hot actually