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I'd def start with the penis, but not because I'm a slutty pervert. I would do it as a service to Jesus because I think it's a shame that he didn't get to be serviced during his life.
Despie the homo-erotic nature of what I am about to say, the first thing I would have to eat (and only because of it's newfound symbolism) is the chocolate starfish.
So sayeth Jesus at the last supper:
"Drink from this goblet for it is my blood. Now, eat upon this, my soft, nougat center,crunchy peanuts and milk chocolaty coating for it represents my body."
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Um...I know I'm going to hell, but the only thing that came to mind was "Melts in your mouth not in your hands..."
Damn. And right before Easter too...I've got to go to confession now, thanks.
;)
I'd def start with the penis, but not because I'm a slutty pervert. I would do it as a service to Jesus because I think it's a shame that he didn't get to be serviced during his life.
And, also.... because I'm a slutty pervert.
Ah yes, a charasmatic chocolate man ready to save the world from Satan...ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama!!!
Ah, yes.... Barack Obama. I'd service him, too, Monica Lewinski style.
If I would have been drinking beer it would have just shot threw my nose...lol
ew! there will be no eating of the jesus!!
Despie the homo-erotic nature of what I am about to say, the first thing I would have to eat (and only because of it's newfound symbolism) is the chocolate starfish.
So sayeth Jesus at the last supper:
"Drink from this goblet for it is my blood. Now, eat upon this, my soft, nougat center,crunchy peanuts and milk chocolaty coating for it represents my body."
Jesus... Keeps you satisifed.
I love you guys:)
I was going to go for the mullet how many people can say that they have eaten a chocolate mullet?
You haven't eaten a chocolate mullet?
Man, you haven't LIVED!
We don't have any creative chefs here to meet our demand :(
Oh...that's too bad, really.
Well, the next time I'm involved in a competition, I'll suggest we make a chocolate mullet and if I win, I'll send it to you, k?
;)
Deal:)
JESUS!
The toes. Am I weird?
No thats pretty hot actually
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