Friday, May 04, 2007

Weekend Words of Wisdom

"Everyone loves a pregnant whore"
-SR

"I want to rape the happiness out of you"
-KS

"It's not the chicken or the rice or the beans but the whole burrito together that makes you full"
-TR


And some random stuff.....

Cheers
I think Cheers should be capitalized even though it is not a proper noun because usually when you say it you shout it and so from now on in my life it will be capitalized.

Exit
Just an FYI I clocked this last night. When a highway sign says 1 mile to next exit it is the distance between the sign and the street at the top of the exit ramp not the start of the exit ramp. For some reason this seems to make a big difference if you have to pee real bad.

Sand
There are more stars in the universe then grains of sand on the earth.....think about that for a second the next time you are at the beach.

Serial Killers
Their hasn't really been any serial killers who target people who annoy them. Like people who have bad teeth. I find this disappointing.

6 comments:

Thomas said...

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

Helena Bonham Carter
"Fight Club"

the108 said...

"I want to have your abortion."

Helena Bonham Carter's original statement before it was changed to what Thomas wrote.

Brian in Mpls said...

Are you guys fans of Chuck? I have almost ever book he has ever written autographed...I kind of stalked him for a while....

Mags said...

Bad teeth-I agree.

Disappointing.

My interview is finally up you sexy thing.

the108 said...

Oh, yes.... BIG fan of Chuck. I am very impressed with your collection of autographed books and more than a little jealous... hee hee.

Rocketstar said...

"Sand
There are more stars in the universe then grains of sand on the earth.....think about that for a second the next time you are at the beach."

-- And yet people think think they have life and the universes creator figured out.

I love CHUCK!